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dutchster:

don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it

meladoodle:

breakdalaw95:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

wat is the grass supposed to do about it

oh yes grass run for your lives

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted

jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

wehadfacesthen:

James Dean and Eartha Kitt at a bar in New York, 1955

wehadfacesthen:

James Dean and Eartha Kitt at a bar in New York, 1955

jdchiaramonte:

Andy Warhol by William Kennedy for photography annual 1970 international edition

jdchiaramonte:

Andy Warhol by William Kennedy for photography annual 1970 international edition

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best